Hogwart’s Headaches

I can’t wait to see “those” christians get their hands on this:Harry Potter and the Reader’s Poundage Headache (washingtonpost.com)
Aside from Lord Voldemort, the Forbidden Forest and the Dementors, young fans of the wildly popular Harry Potter books apparently have one more thing to worry about: ‘Hogwarts Headaches.’
I can just see the headlines and letters to the editor now… “God doesn’t want kids reading this and is punishing them…” or “It’s demons causin’ those headaches!”