(Confession)

Just for the record:

yes, the emerging/missional/post-modern/organic/simple/Emergent™ church is dumb.
yes, the emerging/missional/post-modern/organic/simple/Emergent™ church falls short of the glory of God

no, emerging/missional/post-modern/organic/simple/Emergent™ church isn’t new, or better, or right

yes, the church always needs to be reformed
yes, the church always needs to be re-incarnate-ed